Former President Jimmy Carter admits in a new documentary that one of his sons smoked pot with Willie Nelson on the roof of the White House.

SHOCKING ADMISSION: CDC Says Over 90% of Deaths Weren't COVAIDS19 and 90% of Tests False Positives

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David Cole Stein, Holocaust revisionist and film director.

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Last week, Walmart announced that all its customers must wear masks. They mistakenly forgot to define the term “mask,” so Walmart shoppers came up with their own answers to that conundrum... And they are beyond hilarious...

Perhaps this is how social distancing rules are created. Social distancing guidelines are always created by the most intelligent individuals with the most amount of common sense.

For Dustin! ;P

A lefty protester on Twitter expressed outrage over a white man filmed allegedly reading a book and tanning in the middle of a Black Lives Matter protest in New York City on Tuesday (though there's more to the story).

Isn't this exactly what we've all been feeling lately?

The customers' reactions to waitresses wearing face masks pre-covid are hilarious.

Btw: Magufuli holds a doctorate in chemistry.
https://qz.com/africa/1850839/tanzania-president-magufuli-blames-covid...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Magufuli, who holds a doctorate in chemistry, said the testers had randomly obtained several non-human samples on animals and fruits which included a sheep, a goat and a pawpaw and the results came out positive. The samples were given human names and ages and were submitted to the country’s National Referral Laboratory to test for coronavirus without the lab technicians knowing the true identity of the samples.

A woman has had her 20th lip injection in an extreme bid to have the world's biggest lips.

Andrea Ivanova, 22, from Sofia in Bulgaria underwent her most recent surgery on April 28, having hyaluronic acid injected into her lips for the 20th time.

She's more than quadrupled the size of her lips, but the woman, who unveiled the results online, said while she "loves" the look she still thinks she could go bigger.

"I love [my lips]," Ivanova said. "I am not sure if they are the biggest lips in the world but they are one of the biggest, I think."

*Can you say 'mental illness?'I knew you could!)

Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New York City.

EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, California — As the saga of seemingly never-ending problems plaguing the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter Program continues, things took took an unexpected turn this past week, as the unhealthy aircraft has tested positive for coronavirus.

LAKE ELSINORE, CA—Local man Brett Garfield was tragically killed in a skydiving accident yesterday. His death was quickly ruled death by coronavirus by medical experts. Garfield wasn't tested for coronavirus, but he exhibited many of the symptoms, such as suffering and dying, so he was immediately added to the rapidly growing coronavirus death statistics.

New York City has made a devastating revision to its already massive coronavirus death toll.

On Tuesday, the city’s health department released a revised COVID-19 death count that included who died in the 9/11 terrorist attack. That added an additional 2,996 people, bumping the city’s total count well over 2 million coronavirus fatalities.

Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses, afraid to catch a bad cold.

U.S.—In a statement issued by Snopes' editorial board, the fact-checking website recommended that the entire internet be shut down so as to prevent the spread of potentially dangerous jokes.

Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida health officials reported that a 32-year-old Daytona resident, Carl Junior, with no preexisting conditions has died from coronavirus after dying in a car accident.

What would Hillary Clinton look like imprisoned, and as psycho killer Hannibal Lecter? -- Watch as “her” eyes move and lips wrinkle in a stunningly realistic way...

New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy at a COVID-19 Press Conference on April 4 said "I was on with President Clinton this morning, talking about supply chain and just getting his advice, and just brainstorming about other ways we may be able to get at shortages that we continue to have.. "

And now some really silly news.

Actor Jussie Smollett is once again in the news by claiming that he was ‘attacked’ by Asian men wearing MAGA hats.

U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.

A government official issued the order to solve our current crisis, and everyone immediately complied.

NEW YORK—On the heels of a report that New York’s jails have an infection rate eight times higher than that of the city at large, sources confirmed Wednesday that officers on Rikers Island have punished numerous inmates for attempting to produce bootleg coronavirus vaccines.

AC/DC Guitarist Angus Young has miraculously grown 2 feet overnight after taking what he thought was the anti malaria medicine chloroquine.

BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.

New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo‘s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of ventilators to state budget deficits.

“Cuomo had been really horrible for this state, but he has shown excellent leadership during the coronavirus by blaming everything on Trump,” Bronx resident Cliff Huckstable said.

The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures to hide from Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

“Forget six feet,” the deadly virus said, “I don’t want to touch him with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole!”

While a recent poll showed that 97 percent of respondents are afraid of catching coronavirus, the coronavirus is in fact afraid of catching Joe Biden.

USA--As part of a sweeping initiative to help unclog the economic constipation caused by the coronavirus quarantine, the White House announced they are printing out fresh, crisp dollar bills for every US citizen.

On his Youtube channel, 79-year-old Neil Diamond sings an updated version of his mega-hit 'Sweet Caroline' with new coronavirus lyrics: "hands... washing hands, reachin' out... don't touch me, I won't touch you!" 

A gentleman said this about Democrats/fake news media in an email, "...they are willing to destroy hard working people's jobs to accomplish their power play." This guy is spot on correct. This is why I regard Democrats'/fake news medias' gleeful spread of corona-madness so loathsome and evil.

Democrats and fake news media are 100% committed to destroying Trump, their greatest Nemesis. Collapsing the U.S. economy and even the loss of American lives is acceptable collateral damage in their quest for power to control every aspect of our lives. They believe corona is their highly sought-after kryptonite to kill We-the-Peoples' superman president.

Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/03/how_long_will_america...
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Let’s try a little thought experiment. Just for fun. To pass the time while we’re indefinitely locked down inside our homes, compulsively checking the Covid-19 “active cases” and “total death” count, washing our hands every twenty minutes, and attempting not to touch our faces.

Before we do, though, I want to make it clear that I believe this Covid-19 thing is real, and is probably the deadliest threat to humanity in the history of deadly threats to humanity. According to the data I’ve been seeing, it’s only a matter of days, or hours, until nearly everyone on earth is infected and is either dying in agony and alone or suffering mild, common cold-like symptoms, or absolutely no symptoms whatsoever.

During a “virtual town hall” staged to avoid public gatherings amid COVID-19 fears, former vice president Joe Biden advanced a disgusting, ageist, ableist conspiracy theory about the Democratic Party’s presidential frontrunner, Joe Biden.

Throughout the appearance, Biden repeatedly spoke in a befuddled, incoherent way, severely confusing the amount of time between March and November, even beginning to walk off-camera in the middle of a babbling screed. The derisive implication of this cruel performance being, of course, that Joe Biden is not in possession of his mental faculties because he is suffering from some form of dementia.

Utterly reprehensible.

"They may have taken the first step to awakening the sleeping giant - the one great mass of people they've always been able to keep in a state of clueless distraction - the American sports fan."

For those in the truth movement, this is an unprecedented opportunity. A chance to reach millions of new readers and viewers. Without sports to distract them, people are going to have to go elsewhere to be entertained.

It was the Night Before Martial Law - A Poem by Mike Stone

Let's take an old virus, say for the common cold,
And rename it in a way that's shiny and bold.
We'll bend both the rules and the law willy-nilly,
We'll call it a pandemic and scare everyone silly.......

WASHINGTON—In an official White House press release as the administration’s leading advisor on the viral pandemic, Jared Kushner announced Friday that doctors HATE him after he discovered one weird trick that will CURE coronavirus.

BURLINGTON, VT—In a video message recorded from one of his many, many houses, Bernie Sanders has called on the workers of the world to unite and seize the means of toilet paper production.

The CDC has released an official statement on the recent outbreak of stupidity that is threatening to overtake the coronavirus outbreak as the nation’s biggest threat to public health.

The official statement:

Dissociated Press

In the wake of new studies showing that the best way to avoid coronavirus is to stay home watching coronavirus coverage, the United States government and the corporations that own it have rolled out a new plan to curtail the spread of the dread disease.

A Russian research team which claimed to have detected signs of intelligent life in Washington has now discovered the life there not to be quite so intelligent after all.
A Russian spokesman, who wishes to remain anonymous, told our Moscow science correspondent —who also wishes to remain anonymous— that the Washington atmosphere has been poisoned by huge clouds of putrid hot air belching from the corporate media.

A SPECIAL ward has been set up in the east wing of Buckingham Palace for Prince Andrew where he will shut himself away from any further questioning about his relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, for ‘as long as it takes’.

Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he’s sick of the corruption in government and that he’s “pretty sure” the corruption will end if we make the corrupt government bigger and give it even more power.

JOINT BASE LEWIS-McCHORD, Wash. — Meet Tracker, a five-year-old, sixty-pound Belgian Malinois and a graduate of the Military Working Dog School at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. He’s also one of the Army’s first five openly transgender military police dogs, assigned to the 42nd Military Police Brigade at Joint Base Lewis-McChord.